Oh fuck right off nobody likes you

Nancy Grace is obnoxious, but she’s not stupid. She’s educated and I’m convinced she’s trolling the hyper-conservative redneck population who eat her shit up. Guilty before innocent, mass generalizations, hyperbolic language...as a law school graduate, she doesn’t think that way. She can’t; it’s the exact opposite of…

My chihuahua/Jack Russell mix humps my Labradane’s face. She has to be lying down for him to even reach that high. And she just lies there and waits until he gets bored. But holy God, it’s the funniest I’ve ever seen. Her reaction when he mounts her face is just, “Christ, this again. I’ll just wait until he’s done.”

Yeah, but this one doesn’t even try.

I forgot to ask in my other comment: what division are you in?

Congratulations to you! I remember when my team qualified for (USA) Nationals the first time and the excitement/relief/joy we all experienced at finally reaching our goal. You guys look like a very capable team and I’m sure you’ll do well. A word of advice: when you get to UCA, be prepared to see A LOT of teams there.…

“I’ll just be over here saying it’s stupid shitting on hardworking kids who are trying to achieve their goals.”

I’m sorry your best friend made the cheerleading squad and you got cut but you need to get over it.

Logic is not welcome here so back to the libtard army with you, heathen!

They enjoy thinking about peeping on the young, helpless girls and disguise it as “But the children!” Just like super Christian dads who champion “promise rings” for their daughters like to think about their daughters “not” having sex.

Are you that dumb or are you that boring that you have to troll people for funsies on a school night? Which one of these people do you want to be?

I still think that’s it. She filed for divorce one day after Corey Feldman came out with the news that Corey Haim had been abused by some older guy who is now an “A-list family man superstar.” And look: Corey Haim and Brad Pitt together in their youths. Hmm.

They really are perfect for each other. The fact that the Kardashians are so dismissive of her like they’re somehow superior proves how delusional they are.

When did you change your post to omit the part about “If you don’t want old conservatives ogling you then don’t prance around half-naked on stage like a stripper”?

We have to be punished for wanting everyone to be treated fairly. God said so. Or something.

“I’m sorry if people were offended by my comments that wasn’t my intention I never said I was perfect we are all god’s children buy my album available in March”

And if you don’t want to be raped, don’t dress like you want to be raped right?

She is absolutely insufferable, as are most people with “mommy blogs.” We get it: you’re the only person in the world who has ever birthed a child, ever. Now blog about something interesting.

She probably shouldn’t have nannies around at all if she’s that insecure.

She claimed her nanny sexted her husband. In reality, the nanny misfired a text meant for a friend saying how hot she thought he was. The nanny was mortified and apologized profusely. So then Sarandon’s daughter made her husband fire the nanny while she 1) eavesdropped through the whole thing, and 2) RECORDED THE…