I think it was Lenny Bruce who said that if Jesus had been executed today, Christians would go around with little electric chairs on chains around their necks.

Typo. You misspelled “Brown Sugar Cinnamon” throughout.

They’re convinced that any crime we have here in Whitelandia is because of “gangs” (code for people with skin darker than milk) from the nearby city, instead of their own entitled little brats.

ANY time women are blamed for “their part in” or enabling a harasser, I want to punch every one of them in the dick, hard. They simply will never get what it’s like to live as “prey” your entire life. 

One day I was opening a jar of fancy chocolate sauce I’d bought and previously opened. There was dried sauce around the rim of the jar, and as I removed the lid it turned into a fucking shiv that lodged itself in my hand.

I was thinking more “Daddy I am tired of missionary! Your gut keeps crushing me!” “Ok sweetheart, you can be on top this time!”

“I’M FEELING UNEMPLOYED!!!”

Unrealistic film. If everything is legal for a night, every single suburban homeowner is gonna be too busy putting in an over-height sunroom without permit review to do a rampage.

Isn’t it contrary to Samuel Alito’s views on sodomy for him to have his head so far up his ass?

One of my favorite pictures is her mother walking hand in hand with her to school. Ruby is the child who joined a desegregated school, and her mother is the heroic and terrified adult who made sure it happened. The high-head, shoulders-back walk of her mother is fucking ICONIC.

Honestly, relocating the whole event, especially since it turns out the RNC will still be holding meetings in Charlotte to avoid eating the costs of canceling the entire event, is just insane from every possible perspective. This is an event that regularly draws, between attendees, support staff, media, and…

I’m having a hard time believing that a kid of any age wouldn’t see the world “butthole” and just crack the fuck up.  This dude’s either a liar (likely) or his grandkids suck

I'm sixty. I make baby Jane look good! :)

Just look at the video... she is basically choking the poor thing the entire time she is on the phone. Jesus... that is just awful.

Never forget: (also I have these gifs labeled as “ick” and “double ick”)

She has been very very busy designing her tennis pavilion and doing photo shoots in hard hats

I have a suspicion Don Jr is dating her for precisely that reason

He’s single handedly (heh) keeping the step-mom porn genre at the top of the charts...

White nationalists are not the best or the brightest. These are people with a lot of problems. They’re bringing drugs. They’re committing crimes. They’re bad people, folks.

It’s John the Baptist’s fursona!