I’m sure Rooney Mara is a gifted actress and all that jazz, but every single red carpet look she sports ends up 100% 18th century consumptive waif.  

Why is everything white?

For the same base price you could get more than 7,000 Pop Tarts.

Absolutely brilliant.  You win all the stars!  :))

As celebrities flock to this latest new age fad, it will be named:

You don’t have to make “Organic Anal Sunblock”, just print the labels for it, and stick them on 5 oz. bottles whenever you fly. Film the results to attract many, many viewers.

Pooper Goop.

“Kellie-Jay Keen-Minshull (better known as her pseudonym Posie Parker”

The hilarious thing about this is that republicans think America is so damn great than other countries that rich white people actually want to move here over all the choices they actually have.

I’m so glad to read this comment, because all I could think as I read this was that these two doctors seem to want to go right to human testing with no legwork beforehand, and EVERYTHING I’ve read about medical studies says this is a huge no-no in general, to say NOTHING of how much no-no this would be for pregnant…

There are too many stories like this.  If you are in labor they should look after you.  Nobody should have to advocate for themselves to receive adequate healthcare while giving birth.  

I thought right-wingers were against participation trophies for loses.

What?  What year was this happening? 

Diamond and Silk can cosplay as identical Aunt Tomis.

Can confirm. I skidded off the road, and my protective gear was shredded through my palms and at my knees (from a slide in a forward kneeling position). My knees were exactly as you described, especially after the ER attendant had finished steel-brushing the gravel out of the wounds. There is no way in hell this…

If Pornstache can manage it, so can Hillary. 

He’s in a wet suit and I’ve never been drier

She was able to access the jail in Manhattan undetected via the tunnels that connect it to a pizza restaurant in D.C., obviously.

And she’d have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling....kid.  

You do know that there is a scary large group on the internet that believe that.... and they vote.