I almost feel bad for Melania. Imagine your husband leaving you for Kim Jong Un

You know that Duncan Hunter would also be on that call.

In a few weeks I suspect Ivanka will be wearing a coat with a beautiful fur collar.

Which one is the white dog?

Also, no doubt some kids would only be worth maybe three fifths as much as others.

Welcome to the tribe!  I knew a guy who was from Colombia who found out his family was conversos and ended up being coming a conservative rabbi.  It was a very interesting story. 

Hello fellow Sephardic Jew turned catholic :) 

He looks like the painting that Eliot Spitzer keeps in his attic that no one must ever see.

Agree, you come back to big knickers eventually. Quite liberating not to have to worry about your crack getting a flossing or various panty line issues. But you need to go through thongs, bikinis, high-cuts, boy shorts and bloody spanx in order to get to the place where you throw up your hands and let the lady bits…

Right? Exactly ZERO people would be on the news later saying “he was always such a nice, personable guy, i never would have suspected he would be able to personally murder hundreds of rich, white women”

Got that American psycho I’ll kill you to the sound of ssudio 

More likely he pays other people to bring him human meat.

He looks like an android that is trying to learn how to smile like a human.

Tom Riddle. He looks like the Dark Lord. 

Pretty sure Bret Easton Ellis was writing about JKush in American Psycho.

......Or that he secretly works nights at his dream job in a mortuary.

He’s certainly had a bunch of people murdered, which really ought to count.

That was, almost word for word, exactly what I was scrolling down to post. 

Jared is the only one for whom a Madame Tussaud wax figure will look more lifelike than him.

My son is an 8th grader in FL now, but I totally spaced his 7th grade shots. I received several calls (it was difficult to get him in to his teeniatrician right away) and even though I had made an appointment, I got a call that said if dude isn’t vaccinated by x date he ain’t coming to school. I was able to get him…