I ended up with an entire Illinois family pouring out of a pickup to threaten me when I pretty-politely told them to not scribble their names on a rock with lipstick at a scenic overlook in Utah.

God I fucking hate everything.

I absolutely understand this sentiment, and it’s serious, and I agree. But also, I read that and all I could think of was Schmidt on New Girl in one of the holiday episodes where he goes, “I’m so sick of Christians. This is my last Christian Christmas!” in that dumb voice of his. It’s the little things like that that…

Probably most of the unclaimed amounts are less than $10, but last year my husband got over $500 from the state of NY (through unclaimed.org). They don’t tell you how much it is until you get the check in the mail — we were shocked.

Southerners feel like they have the market cornered on “good manners” and “politeness” and other trivial bullshit, that they really struggle to exhibit to their fellow man, because deep down, they want to tell the person to fuck off. “Bless your heart” being another passive-aggressive bullshit phrase.

If he’s from NJ, he better have introduced her to the wonder that is pork roll.

Coconut is horrible,and should have never been brought onto the Ark...or however it is that we still have coconut.

I have made her gefilte fish en croûte made with Pillsbury™ frozen dough. Wasn’t impressed. 2/5 stars.

Apparently from all the publicly available evidence it’s not terribly hard to deduce that it’s all a cover for a massive Russian money laundering scheme. Which by itself is pretty devastating, but with the Jeffrey Epstein stuff I bet we’re gonna hear about a lot more sex trafficking stuff, and I would be surprised if…

Does... does she not know that ASU is shorthand for “DeVry but with binge drinking?”

That is not a workable argument. Of course you won’t and can’t stand in judgment, because they did The Right Thing (and the fact that they did it is what makes it right). On the other hand, they can and will judge you and yours, because if your choices are different then they are Wrong. Why would they need or want (or…

There is nothing that anyone on this thread has done to deserve this. You’re a monster. 

When I was studying in Paris, every day at my host’s apartment was full on Hot French Lesbian Pussies Vol. 1. Her two female cats would go down on each other incessantly and judging by the languidly spread legs and moans of delight, that behavior was very much intentional. Dogs may be freaks, but cats have them beat.

I’m terrified of this and feel guilty for feeling that way! But then again, I never had the attention of men all that much in the first place. I just feel like the ‘fun’ part of my life will be over — the cute, sexy part, and I never got to really participate much, and never will again.

I just feel so frumpy. Nothing fits and my skin hates me. That’s partly due to a 50 lb weight gain after hurting my knee too.

I used to play the stock market, and the company that made me the most money made cosmetic fillers from chicken combs and wattles

RUDE. 

I hate you.

Jesus Christ. NSFL tag this shit.

Dang! Which website? I bet I’m owed TENS of cents!