Forrest Fire

I can relate. As a young woman, I was busty and plump with a prettyish face. So I got a lot of first looks followed by disappointed frowns or worst still,”helpful”advice that I would hot look if I just lost a little weight. Oh and explicit rejection based on appearance from some truly homely men with nothing else…

I had a guy slow down on the highway to gesture at me to smile. I was going 60 with tinted windows.

It . . . does sound a bit heartless, yes.

Republicans can’t enjoy their meal unless they know somebody else is going hungry.

probably had a wandering aye

I JUST GOT CHILLS. 

Yeah, I have a hard time telling what’s worse about that infographic: the fact that every one of these ultra-wealthy future millionaires look like extras in Les Miserables, or the fact that the only people who are described as not getting their taxes raised are the black people. It’s one of those pictures where every…

I can’t tell any of my best stories because they’re doxxing. Here’s one of the worst.

Have had a version. Can confirm: worst pain ever. Was in hard labor for 4 hours, confined to my back (risk of prolapse with a foot-first breech baby), would do that any day vs another version. And this wasn’t an urgent one, with a hand up my crotch, this was just a couple people wailing on my stomach!

as someone who left texas because the heat became unbearable, i tell you there is merit to this argument.

dude. Your neighbor sounds like a batshit crazy asshole. Also-I can’t believe after that experience she went on to have more kids

I Can't Believe It's Not Genitals

hell yeah--coffee crisp is the best. Also, we get matcha kit kat here, which is lovely.

Matt McConaughey said that time is a flat circle. So that means that if Emmie is 10 and Crew is 1, then in 4 years, Emmie will be 17 and Crew will be an oblate spheroid. That's, like, physics. 

This is exactly the kind of thing extreme conservatives feared from Hillary, and many of them had publicly said is she won they were planning to take up arms against the government just for suspecting she may try such a thing.

Yeah, he’s totally going to ghost her.

I’ll bring the Franzia.