I really like them and hate myself for it.

Money when the old goat drops. Audreys career is..well there you have it there is no career.

This is the part I really don’t understand about the whole thing. He’s not hot enough to make up for his personality. I don’t understand at all.

Henri is pissed they took his ennui.

This entire administration is “The Emperor’s New Clothes” come to life. I’d also call her word soup Trumpian Logic - A defensive rationale that defies reason and facts, that is rooted in malfeasance.

Once again, Calvin and Hobbes got there first:

Lets grab a bunch of these books, run through some machine learning algorithms, and get it to write another book, while we bathe in money

She looks like it’s the first time she ever held that baby.

I mean, think about how long she was standing there trying to get the best possible shot, probably holding that baby for hours.

It’s all part of a left-wing conspiracy to silence the truth about goblins!

I’d like to know where the furniture was purchased. With all the family shenanigans I am wondering if all the furniture was bought from a relative’s business and given a steep mark up.

“Ya know in the old days we used to lobotomize people who were sort of inconvenient and put them away in mental institutions, why don’t we do that anymore?”

Could you imaging Trump speaking at Ground Zero after 9/11?

That’s awful, I’m so sorry.

It must be exhausting to have to maintain this line of thinking all the time.

The thing is, these people never actually *think* enough to realize the holes in such stories. They hear this crazy s**t and parrot it right back out without really processing it, because it reflects what they want to believe. And if somehow the facts reach them through their Fox News/Infowars/Breitbart bubble, they…

Got you beat: My parents never had sex. My siblings and I are adopted. (This is the story I will believe until I die.)

My little sister arrived by stork, because otherwise that means my parents would have been having sex while I was alive. Probably on those nights when I would hear them giggle in their room.

#notallvases.

don’t forget to work “decadent” or “decadence” in there. Or does that only go with Chocolate-based snacks? I always hated the concept that anything even slightly pleasurable (especially when it’s wedged into some sort of 100 calorie lifestyle pack) is marketed as “decadent”.