I pour the crumbs into my hand and then my mouth, because I usually end up with chip dust in my eyes. I may just have an abnormally small head though.

a giant feature wall covered in kale, radishes, and beets that wilted in a desultory fashion over the course of the day.

He is one scary looking mother fucker

If my grandkids ever ask me what it was like to live during the Obama years, I’ll just show them a two-second clip of Bill O’Reilly spitting out the word “arugula” like it killed his mother.

THANK YOU for articulating my rage at that fucking troll.

My grandmother has done this to my mom her entire life. My mom did try to raise us body positive and was much more body positive than 90% of the moms I ran into an even run into now :/ but she still had such bad hangups. My mom was not like her sisters - she was tall and had strong, big shoulders and they were so tiny…

Wow. There’s...a lot there.

The results of the forensic accounting that follows the Trump administration are going to be mind-boggling.

I would celebrate for myself, for my country, and for the world. And I would feel 0% bad about it.

I moved on the Justice Department like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. It had all those checks and balances. Then all of a sudden I see lady justice, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.

That dinosaur ride terrified me when I went to Animal Kingdom for my 30th birthday. That thing must traumatize small children.

*sigh*

Well, now you know, if only you had skipped out on going to the movies...

It is so expensive to live in southern California that my husband and my combined $115K income feels like we are not even middle class. We have accepted that we will probably never own a house or retire. We are 100% paycheck to paycheck, any unexpected expense like car repairs (or even expected ones like Christmas…

Wow! Yeah I think timing is definitely part of the issue. My husband works nights and I work long days too so we often don’t find our schedules align to have any time for baby-making during the most fertile days.

Next years SAT:

You know the royals wanted to invite me, I was first on their list. It was only tentative, but I had to decide right now. I told them nah. I can’t do just probably.

I am almost 34 and currently trying to get pregnant for the first time. I adore this comment. Now, I sometimes wish I had been able to have kids at a younger age. But I actually never expected I would get married or want to have babies.

Need. More. Details. 💜

Now, that’s not entirely true. Some days they smell of McDonald’s. Or of some shitty taco salad one of his branded restaurants made.