I never found him hot back then. Or Tom Cruise or Alec Baldwin or Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt. Just not my cup of tea. I did however find Charlie Sheen insanely hot during his movie star phase. (Yes I wish I had a time machine so I could warn younger me)

I wore a navy jacket with black trousers as Trump for Halloween 2016 — I didn’t realize I would be predicting the future.

I came here to post this. It’s like he mixed up the separates on two blue suits.

Archie and Jughead are too sophisticated for the sphincter mouthed fuckhead.

That’s what the Nazis did, so of course the new Nazis are trying to do the same.

Right, if we all have free speech don’t we all, by corollary, have the right to free listening?

Hello fellow campus worker! Be safe tomorrow.

I was abducted as a child by a blonde, blue eyed white guy in a dress, but it turns out it was just Jesus coming into my heart. I managed to expel him using the devil’s herb in college.

“If you were a blond, full-figured alien, would you feel comfortable dropping by here?”

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thats interesting. i am very jealous of people who are more intuned with the supernatural world than othes. i have never had anyhting even remotely supernatural happen to me, which i guess is good because i would probably have had a heart attack im such a scaredy cat.

Cool

Anyone who isn’t a millionaire, 1%-er who is voting for GOP candidates is voting against their own interests.

You speak the truth. I’m convinced he has one of those hair catchers in the shower and harvests them daily for his pube toupee.

re: #2 - I have a friend with two autistic toddlers. One is getting potty trained and is being rewarded with three M&Ms for every piddle. She learned bladder control right away and how to get more candy for more piddles within a few days. the parents are not sure what the next step to take is.

Omg... all of those pointers were used today while in the market with my 3 year old.

Me too! I miss mine so hard! I’m so proud of him!

I wish I could star this comment twice — once for its hilarity and once for its usefulness. I kind of want to print it out for later.

My kid’s only one, but if there’s anything I’ve learned from this presidency it’s that the specter of impeachment ought to loom large over his impending toddler years.

Hah. Funny enough, I do a lot of dog training in my free time... and I always have to fight this urge to email Kelly tips on how to leash train, redirect, and train attention. :p