4. Offer choices: Don’t let him come up with ideas on his own. Offer your own and let him choose. Would you like the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake you’ve ever seen or would you like some really beautiful soft paper towels? This way he’ll feel like he’s in charge but really, you are.

Yes, give him a sock. But first, put a few D-batteries in it, and when you give it to him, lob it as hard as you can at his pointy little head.

So this exact thing happened to my mom when she was giving birth to my younger brother (he was almost 10 lbs). Except, his large head did get stuck in the birth canal and they couldn’t get him out. He was deprived of oxygen for over an hour. He’s mentally retarded and does not speak at all.

I had a very similar experience to yours, though I wish my doc had been as supportive as yours was. I had to fight to keep laboring and only gave in when my daughter’s heartrate began to fall. I don’t regret it though. She’s completely healthy, and I made an informed choice.

Fuck it, I’ll do it.

What do you need a fully automatic weapon for? Hunting deer?

The fake boobs in Playboy were the absolute WORST. What started out as the natural looking “Girl Next Door” turned into “High School Sperm Mitt Who Moved To L.A., Couldn’t Act, Got Cheap Plasti-tits And Posed For Playboy”. Say what you will about 70s era Playboy pubic bushes, the girls were gloriously natural in every…

I went to school with a girl who was complimented on her cheekbones one time so after that she would bite the inside of her cheeks to suck them in even farther. Compliments quickly changed to concern.

I had the joy of picking up used needles in the parking lot. Probably should not have done that, but no one else felt like figuring out what the proper procedure was until weeks afterward—despite our library being in the center of a community battling a heroin addiction.

I used to work at a community college library in the country... I have seen almost everything.

I feel adequately prepared for any job after 6+ years in public libraries. I can handle anything, at the last minute, while juggling five other jobs simultaneously.

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Library bathrooms are the easiest place to score drugs.

Librarian here. Not a public librarian by any means (I’m just not that good natured!) but I have many colleagues in the public library system and this is true. So very true. That said - a lot of rural libraries are equally as bonkers.

This lady is D3 in the Political Wife vending machine.

The problem is, it is “worse than almost anyone will believe.” You literally cannot tell someone how bad it is - because they literally will not believe you.

While I totally understand this, and would do the same thing, it’s frightening that all the moral, sane and ethical people are leaving.

Similar story from a Secret Service employee.

This right here is the truly scary/disheartening thing about the madness we live in.

It would be great if you could talk your friend into sharing with us a bit.