The fine art of lever pulling is a craft like no other.

Trump is fatter, drinks gravy, and eats lots of ice cream and chocolate cake. He should have been dead 10 years ago. These people live off hate, I’m sure of it.

Time to rethink age discrimination. 80 should be the ceiling for public service. I am aging and I do not see anyone over 80 making really good decisions about their own life, let alone the rest of us. Old, racist, white men are training a whole new generation to keep a death grip on their right to deny everyone else…

Tell that to Henry Kissinger. That melty old fuck refuses to die

Dude looks like someone opened the Ark Of The Covenant right next to him 1.5 seconds ago.

You and me both. AND I (also presumably you) paid those taxes - not claiming credit for what my husband (for a hot minute) paid before we got married from money I didn’t earn and not what my daddy paid. I paid from money I earned. Willing to bet this bitch would be shopping at the dollar store off money earned…

Oh, I know it, and it enrages me that he was able to weasel out of it. I’m estranged from my Vietnam vet dad now, but that war fucked up his life (and ours, by association).

That’s the guy who tried to bully Senator Lisa Murkowski and is the steward of the plan to sell off federal lands at rock-bottom prices to Trump cronies, right?

I bought some actual pet clippers at the pet store, so I can say I take my poodle to the groomers.

He’s not marrying me so I don’t see what I should be excited about.

My cat thinks your cat is funny!

Yeah, I popped the whole jolly rancher and apparently they’re not single serving which is completely unintuitive!

I’m pretty sure coffee was the only thing that saved my moms life when I had colic (please note i am the only one of her children who had it)

Why’d you cut the coffee and tacos?

Seriously I’m in that stage now being in the Chinese cows.

Scaramucci in particular, was promised a government appointment back in January so he sold off his hedge fund anticipating it to be tax free. Too bad the appointment didn’t come until July.

Walk into any dementia-care area of a nursing home and you can have basically the same conversation. I’m not kidding.

OMG I loved my Candies! They made me feel like Barbi (albeit a flat chested one). I thought they would be a great idea to wear to sorority rush in spite of having to walk and stand in them for hours and having the bend over to talk to where because I was already almost 6' in bare feet. But the key was that Candies…

She must have been one of the lost boys of Sudan.