I really cannot stand hearing another person say “I’m doing my own research!”  It’s just bullshit for “I’m going to look at the first ten results on Google!”

Megan Rapinoe’s suit looks like what Kelly Anne Conway’s inauguration outfit would be when it grew up.

I’m dealing with chronic back and hip pain from arthritis, and while I am not at that point (yet) I totally get how people get hooked on pain medication, and even more, I understand why people with chronic pain commit suicide.

I never understand how celebrities go from relationship to relationship with barely a 48 hour break in between.  

When I was a kid-like around 1968-ish we went camping in Yellowstone National Park. We were sitting around the picnic table at our campsite when out of the woods wandered a very large brown bear. He proceeded to climb up on the picnic table (sitting on a box of graham crackers) and stick his snout into a jar of…

My favorite is the woman who tearfully says wearing a mask interferes with God being able to look upon the faces of his creation.

How I hate these rich, privileged white boys who put on this gangsta persona, as if any of us actually believe his balls wouldn’t climb up into his abdomen the minute he was confronted with some actual danger.  

Occasionally I find myself passing through Waldo FL. Waldo has a Wendy’s, a gas station and a couple other small businesses. It is not on any mass transit routes. What does someone who lives in Waldo do? Pretty sure that there are more people who want to work at Wendy’s than jobs open. So if we have a free market with…

Kraft macaroni and cheese was our go-to, after stumbling home from a night of drinking. Every once in a while I get an olfactory memory of the smell of cheese powder and it brings me right back to 1981, sitting in my friend’s dorm at Boston College and eating it straight from the pan like savages.

Conservatives only like the free market when it benefits the owners, not the workers.

The woman is forty years old for Chrissake. When is she going to give up the cutesy pink outfits, breathy little girl voice and the half open, I’m-always-ready-to-give-head mouth?

What is this chili crisp? I must have it!

I think Jesus sent her a pretty clear message back in 2008. Does she think he changed his mind or is she just not listening?

She murdered a witch to get her shoes! 

This makes me want to go to Texas and talk loudly in a coffee shop about my abortion at 40 weeks gestation just to see what happens.

Irony is not dead.

Bomb pops were ruined for me when my next door neighbor’s obscenely obese five year old rushed out their front door screaming “I wanna bombpop! I wanna bombpop!” at the ice cream truck, only to trip and roll down the slope of the yard into the gutter.

Sometimes I like to think about what role I would have played in another type of society. I think I would have been the old maid sister, doomed to a life of spinsterhood, embroidery and writing earnest, desperately bad poetry; who died of consumption; and then afterward my family would found out that I had actually…

I have an acquaintance who was accousted by Cosby in the 1970s at an industry event. He backed her against a wall and repeatedly asked her for sex. When she refused he told her that he’d ruin her career-and he did. She never worked in that industry again, despite her prior, stellar reputation.

I worked for a secular private school in Tampa Florida and we had a teacher who was unmarried and pregnant. They did consider firing her, but were advised against it. This was in the early 2000s. You’d think we’d have evolved since then but...