You totally know Matty is reliving the days when he masturbated to the Hit Me Baby video.

Roads and bridges ARE a woman’s problem because we use them to get to WORK.  

Dear Andy,

I’ve disliked McCain since I read an interview in which she called college educated Democrats elitists.

I rarely wish bad things on anybody but the world will be better off when Mitch McConnell is no longer in it.

That’s one.  Laurel Hubbard transitioned as a 35 year old, who had spent years training and developing muscle mass.  Someone who transitions as a preteen/teenager is not going to develop that kind of muscle, due to mitigating effects of HRT.

I have a relative who is a transman. Testosterone has deepened his voice, increased his facial hair and packed on muscles. He looks like a man. He sounds like a man. He thinks like a man. He is a man.

I’m mean and petty and I got a kick out of reading the little reunion book where everyone answered a few questions about what they’ve done after high school.  Felt much better about my life choices.

Oh yeah, too “liberal” is a euphemism for people with skin darker than milk.  Just like in my neighborhood they blame everything on “gangs from Jacksonville”, even though it always turns out to be bored white kids from the neighborhood,  riding away from the scene of the crime in Daddy’s golf cart.

I had this conversation with some like minded individuals the other night. I feel like I avoid meeting people and attending activities because chances are they will be full of crazy ass conservatives who think nothing of making thinly veiled racist statements and expecting you to agree because you’re white, too.

Honestly have never had a Costco product that was any good. We’ve purchased their in store prepped foods, and their frozen or refrigerated prepared foods and they have all been terrible.

So I live in St John’s County, which is very red, very conservative Trump evangelical country. And this doesn’t really surprise me very much. There are a lot of people here who think showing some skin makes you a slutty slut and Jesus hates you.  They cheer for a president who has sex with strippers and porn actresses…

If you can believe it, my 40th high school reunion was a couple of years ago. I went to the 10th and it sucked. The same old cliques just reformed. Ate dinner because I paid for it and bolted and haven’t been back since. I was almost persuaded to go to the 30th but backed out. I heard two women got in a fight in the…

we have an acquaintance who worked for Microsoft and he wasn’t surprised at all to hear they were divorcing. Says Bill is quite the hound dog.

Ugh, migraine trigger

Apparently Gregory McMichael, in his work as an investigator for the Brunswick County prosecutor’s office, had participated in Arbery’s arrest for shoplifting. I suppose the defense could make the point that McMichael knew of Arbery’s arrest record; and the prosecution could argue that McMichael had a vendetta against…

I remember being bitten by our dog once when I decided it would be funny to roll off the couch on top of him. My mother’s reaction was, don’t be an idiot, you deserved it. And then she cooked him his favorite dinner because duh! I WAS an idiot and I DID deserve to be bitten.

If I were married to Don Jr I’d bang my bodyguard-really anyone other than Don Jr-all day long.

I have a friend who met Atwater in the hospital when he was dying. He was all friendly at first, you know, the old politician, let me know if i can do anything for you...then he turned on my friend like a snake and humiliated him with verbal abuse.

Try Freshfields Farm in Orlando. They only sell meat and produce, no dry goods.  You can get a huge package of chicken thighs for 3 or 4 bucks! Plus it’s a good place for things like sugarcane, yucca, culantro, dragonfruit...stuff you might not see in a mainstream supermarket.