I’m a grown ass adult. I don’t need mommy’s and daddy’s names on my marriage certificate.

Zoomxhibitionist [zoom-ecks-suh-BISH-uh-nist]: an individual, usually male, who exposes his genitalia on a zoom call for sexual validation and/or power over employees. 

If you ever find yourself in Neptune NJ, hightail it over to Kelly’s Tavern for a Reuben that will knock your socks off.  Open face, piled high with corned beef, sauerkraft, Russian and about a two inch thick coating of melted swiss.  It’s the standard by which I measure every Reuben I’ve ever had.

Will she appoint Kim as Attorney General, despite her lack of a law degree?

I would donate a thousand dollars to see Maxine Waters beat down MTG. And you know she could do it.

I have mixed feelings. On one hand she knows she is a product and she has a right to control how that product is marketed.

I’ve struggled with my weight my whole life. I’ve been as small as a size four and as big as, well, now. Last year I lost 40 lbs using a weight loss medication; it stopped working and the side effects got worse-I was able to maintain my loss until the pandemic hit and in the last year I have gained probably close to…

Came to to say again that LaPierre wiggled his way out of the draft due to a mental disorder, which miraculously disappeared when he held his first gun, I guess.

Whenever I see McCain I think her stylist must really despise her.    

Wait til these Christian parents get a load of what’s in the Bible.

Many schools also have classes on social media behavior for med students. 

So there have been a couple instances of elbow rash mostly in Moderna recipients. Mine is a bit unusual since it was on both elbows and not just the side where the injection was. I did report it to VAERS. And I saw a dermatologist who took a biopsy because it isn’t uncommon for vaccines to cause a psoriasis flare, but…

I am fully vaccinated as of last week. With the first my arm was sore and I had a little headache for a couple of days. About a week later I developed a weird patch of itchy burning skin on my elbow, which rapidly spread to both elbows. About 10 days later that dried up and flaked off. I’m one week out from my second,…

Come on folks give her a break. She has to wake up next to Yertle the Turtle every morning.

My age

Just don’t pee on the seat. Other than that I could care less about what’s covered by your undies.

Just warning you, I may co-opt this, as it is perfect.

I think this of Andrea Yates as well. She was sentenced to life in prison- perhaps deservedly so, having killed her five children-but her husband, who despite the fact that she had post partum psychosis, and her doctor had advised against having more pregnancies due to the severity of her symptoms, insisted on having…

I comfort myself by remembering that these 18-22 year olds who are declaring skinny jeans and side parts over for anyone over 30 will themselves be 30, 40, 50, 60...and they’ll be pissed off because 18-22 year olds will be making fun of THEM.

My thought has been for a while that other countries-like Canada for example, think of guns as tools; while Americans think of guns as toys.