When I was a kid, like under 3, so this would have been in the 1960s-my parents lived in a small jersey shore town. There were six houses, all connected by paths into a central courtyard. A few houses down was a house the neighborhood kids had determined was a scary house. There wasn’t anything outwardly scary, it was…

I scrolled past it as quickly as I could while averting my eyes.

To be fair she married one guy twice.

There’s nothing that demonstrates the sanctity of heterosexual marriage more than a four times married woman who was pregnant by the man who would become her third husband while still married to her first husband.

I used to pride myself on being the type of person who could muster up sympathy for just about anyone.

I just want it to be someone who did it as a joke.

My dearest fantasy is that Q will reveal himself to be Jim Carrey.

It’s whether your debt is relative to your income. If I make 25k but owe on a 60k car, that would be a red flag. If I make 80k and owe on a 60k car, that would be at least more proportionate.

In the wayback, I worked for the securities division of a large bank. Because I handled bearer securities, I had to have a very thorough background check that looked at my debt, whether my standard of living exceeded my income, and whether I had any potentially problematic relationships-the thought being that if I…

Ironic, the CEO of Whole Paycheck is whining about poor Americans making bad food choices. What’s going to feed a family longer, a $6 asparagus water or two loaves of no name white bread and a jar of peanut butter?

Charlie Kirk is literally one of the dumbest people on Twitter.  

Self-published=no publisher wanted it.

Everyone knows Christians think that all breasts are good for is to frame the obscenely large gold cross you wear to demonstrate what a really good Christian you are.

Do you think Melania has ever baked cookies? Or cooked anything? Or does anything other than flip through fashion magazines and talk on the phone?

I love having a colonoscopy. I don’t sleep very well, so anytime anyone offers me anesthesia, I’m right there.  

This happened in my home town. A white police sargeant chased his (biracial) wife’s car into a neighboring town and in front of his 7 year old daughter and police, shot into her car. (Police just happened to be there at the scene of an accident.) As more police arrived, he reloaded and shot her several more times.  The…

Can someone tell me how, after standing at his son’s grave and hearing Donald Trump say, “I don’t get it. What’s in it for them?”, John Kelly continued to support Trump?

Old Becks sure likes herself some young dick, don’t she?

Thusly, a Republican is born.

Will look for it. I have to replenish my supply of gochujang anyway, so I am due for a visit to the Korean store.