I saw an article somewhere, maybe even on this site, for ramen with american cheese and egg. Sounds terrible, but is so good!

Tried Annie’s once and was shocked at how bad it was.

Kraft Mac and Cheese was our go to after a night of drinking in college. 

Why doesn’t she just send her kids back to school? I mean it’s not like coronavirus is dangerous to kids, right? 

The colorful and diverse flowers have all been replaced with small, uniform white flowers. I wonder what possible message that could be sending? 

Bringing viagra to and from a countries known for the child sex trade, too. Maybe that’s the cabal of pedophiles they keep warning us about.

When I think of the time my kid spent in high school, trying to get the grades, SAT scores, community service, clubs, leadership experiences so she could get into a good college and maybe get some scholarship money to help...she never went to sleepovers, she never went to football games, she worked every shift she…

Wow. Aunt Becky is a bitch. Who woulda thunk it?

I have been married for 25 years. Sometimes I dream about living alone. I have not lived alone since I was in my twenties.  It seems so blissful.

Katie and Stephen make me support capital punishment.  Feel sorry for the kid.

no, Florida.  

This is exactly what happens in this neighborhood. We’ll have a rash of petty crime and all over Nextdoor, it’s “Gangs from X City”, and then someone will catch it happening on their Ring and it turns out to be Joshua from down the street sneaking out at night. Or there will be a rumor going around that “gangs” are…

I live in Florida and not far away is the rich area of town with multi million dollar beachfront homes. They never seem to be occupied. They’ve got these beautiful views and I never see anyone out on the balcony, I never see cars in the driveway and the only time I see any signs of life is 5 pm when the housekeeper…

I live in the heart of white suburbia. Every woman here is 36, wears Lululemon, buys organic; none of them can see over the dash of their honking big SUVs with the family stick figures on the back window and the Choose Life bumper stickers. They’re convinced that any crime we have here in Whitelandia is because of…

Fun fact: Wayne LaPierre, Mr I-am-super-american-patriot-and-will-defend-our-constitutional-rights-with-my-big-american-gun is also a draft dodger.  That’s right, when it came to actually playing with the big boys, he came up with an unspecified psychological disorder-which makes me feel even better about him owning…

The new argument I’ve noticed lately among some my conservative acquaintances is to wail, not all Republicans are racists! Not all Republicans are bigots! Well, you support a President and an administration who are both, you make excuses for their behavior, you normalize their behavior, you accept their behavior, so…

Silly, everyone knows you can’t catch the ‘rona if your body is more than 50% nonbiological materials.

So one can be the highest level Putin butt buddy, but god forbid, issue a sympathetic message to the people of Cuba after the death of their leader, that basically says nothing other than gee whiz, sorry your leader died. 

Going to HR is a one way trip out of a job, perhaps out of subsequent jobs, depending on how badly they smear you in your industry. I’ve learned the hard way that HR is not there to protect you from your employer, HR is there to protect your employer period. And as an employee, especially in an at-will state, you have…

My son has recently moved out on his own, and over the last few months, Meal Prep Sunday was a weekly thing. My husband can’t make a meal that involves anything more difficult than boiling water for pasta and opening a jar of sauce. I’m determined that my son know the basics, so every Sunday evening we prep. I make…