I have been married 25 years. It has its ups and downs, but when I read stuff like this I think how happy I am that I will never date again (even if I got divorced or become widowed-I’m done) and how happy I am that I met my spouse in a normal, organic way and that he is a normal person who lacks the capacity to play…

Just pointing out that of the young women who have come forward, none have admitted to have sex with or even massaging Bill Clinton, while there has been at least one credible description of Donald Trump raping a thirteen year old, and another where a girl described being told to masturbate Trump with a glove on, as…

The fish stinks from the head down.

I’m a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it’s fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I don’t disagree with you. I wish Democrats would embrace a more progressive platform. I look at Joe Biden and I think, is that the best we can do? But I am also a realist. A third party candidate has no chance of winning this election. Joe Biden at least has a chance. And getting Trump out is the most important thing…

Exactly. I was in my forties, have my own family, a home, a job-yet my father tried to forbid me from going. Crazy, right? I mean she was a bit of a fuck up in high school, but if was able to resist turning into a drug addled, sex peddlin’ alcoholic at 17, I think I can still resist at 47.

My dad was a narcissist. At work, or in social group he was the life of the party, always had a funny story to tell. At home he was abusive. Nothing was ever good enough-I’d come home with an A- and he’d scream at me for an hour that it wasn’t an A. Not because he thought I could do better, but because he felt my A-…

Here’s the difference between Republicans and Democrats. Republicans will support a Republican candidate, no matter how much they hate him personally. Being a Republican is so ingrained in their identity, they will dismiss affairs, and pussy grabbing and treason, just to say their candidate won.

As a teenager, I had a boss who would seize any opportunity to rub his crotch against me, especially when I was bending over to reach something in a cabinet. I guess the only saving grace was that he was one of those men with an enormous belly, which meant I didn’t have to feel his dick on me.

yesterday there was an interesting post in Reddit’s Am I the Asshole board. It detailed a woman who, with her husband, had saved 15k so that she could have her abdominal muscles repaired after 3 children. She was finally ready to schedule the appointment and found the account was completely drained. Her husband…

On of the happiest days of my life was when I no longer needed childcare. No more dropping the kids off at dawn and spending the day worrying about them; no more calling the sitter and begging for just another 30 minutes, I’ll be there, I swear; no more dosing the kid up with tylenol so I could pretend he wasn’t sick…

Can someone please vitamix a towel so we can test the veracity of this claim?

For some reason they all like to chew on the plastic bag grapes come in. And my little cat literally goes wild when the scent of cream cheese is in the air.

I went to my 10th. I don’t know why. All the hot girls were starting to get dumpy; all the athletes were balding and paunchy.  One nerdy girl got hot and a nerdy boy had a big job.  I bolted down my dinner and ran for the door. I’ve never gone back, though I kind of wish I’d gone to the 30th. I hear a couple of girls…

It was nothing, a bit of cramping and spotting. Same with the tubal. A little soreness for about 24 hours. No more period, no more cramps, no more birth control... The only caveat is that I believe they recommend permanent sterilization or continued use of birth control since you will still ovulate despite the…

Brooklyn, if your family is complete, run, don’t walk to your gynecologist and ask for an endometrial ablation. I went through some similar experiences in my 40s-heavy periods, large clots, to the point where I was wearing both super tampons and overnight pads and was still soaking through within an hour. When i got…

I feel then, it is my right to call Ted’s wife and daughters fucking cunts in public. I will feel very sorry that they are offended by the misattribution of my remarks though.

Possibly. But after multiple calls to the office to question the bill, which were never returned, I gave up.  

Oh wait I have another. I can honestly say I am the only person I know who has been injured by pate.

See broken foot story. I had xrays, a cast, crutches and blood thinners (which you have to have if you fly with a cast) and it was less than $100. Got back to US, went to orthopedist. His nurse cut off the cast, bound my foot in an ace bandage and gave me a flat velcro shoe to wear. When I got the bill a few weeks…