You’re a mouth breather, and a fucking moron.

Am I still high from yesterday...?

I was playing high school ball back in the day, and we had our third string short-stop in there because we were blowing the other guys out. He was so nervous, that when he got a ground ball, he threw it about 1/4 of the way to first base as hard as he could. Almost straight into the ground—except there was an umpire…