Dad, is that you?

TL:DR — Don’t tell your children it’s going to be okay. Tell them they’re dying and that pain lasts forever and the universe thinks nothing of them at best and hates them at worst, that it’s all pointless and their dreams and fears and accomplishments and trials are worth less than a speck of dust in a sandstorm and…

making this reward worth approximately $18. Not exactly a fair trade.

Cold Weather Kit:

You must be fun at parties.

The clack of the frozen McRib being put the grill was very emotionally fulfilling to me for some reason

He’s a white guy in a country club in Arkansas. It’s at least 50/50 he’s a douche nozzle.

“Hole-in-one on #10 gets you the keys to this F-150. Thanks to Jay Hodge Ford of Morrilton!”

Yes.

Not to be a dick, but he has to have like the same 2 or 3 comments copied to his clipboard to post a moments notice.

‘69 Charger guy some how trying to shoehorn a ‘69 Charger into the conversation. Color me surprised.

My first and second choices were taken. But I think there is a good 3rd choice.

Bring back the Chilito you cowards

Don’t lentils usually take just around 20 minutes? Red and yellow not long at all. The only ones I find challenging are the black dal, which take much longer and I usually soak them in advance.

Let’s break the guys that make Slideshows again.

The title goes obviously to Alfa 33 Stradale:

More Rob Halford, less Ronnie James Dio.

Hi-Viz Vest. And of course the other basic kit for emergencies, but this is something I find most folks lack.