I feel the same way about low ass-bridges.

I like it.  As long as Balaban isn’t in it.

Well, I can’t argue with that. I can agree that this is technically not a donut. My argument is because the powered wheels are going in opposite directions. That Audi can perform the same maneuver without smoking the tires at all. That’s not how donuts work. 

Obligatory: IT’S A %&$#ING AILERON ROLL!!!!1

You care an alarming amount about the semantics of talking about hooning a car. It is sad. And you are wrong. 

It’s just making a circle..

This is fun!  Let’s continue the debate over the technical definition of “doing” a donut in a four-wheeled vehicle.  What would that be in your mind? 

Please do a feature where you highlight some of the most outrageous ones. Do it as a cautionary tale.

Counterpoint: fuck you, that’s my childhood.

clearly you dont race...

I love Michelle, in part, because of her casual way of not giving any fucks...

Cool story, bro.

Look, I’m going to have a hard time getting upset about this while “almond milk” still exists

a customer could not enter a McDonald’s and order just a slice of cheese

20 years ago, in eastern PA, there was a McDs entirely staffed by middle aged women and retirees. If any place could be called an artisan McDonalds it was there. Commercial perfect food. Every. Single. Time. I haven eaten at a McDs in several years but I still remember those perfect quarter pounders. 

Today’s VSB/Pittsburghese Ass Word I Ain’t Gonna Front And Pretend That I Knew is “jitneys”

DON’T YOU START THAT ONE!

I've never had a problem with kid before, but fuck him for this stupid opinion.

Sounds like the same thing here in AR. Looks like the ground is crawling behind the mower there are so many of them, ranging in size from a grain of rice to a small Chihuahua.