“I think this meme has staying power,” said no one, ever.

Before today I would have insisted that “there is no such thing as too much bacon” and I would have been willing to die on that hill. I’m shook. I think Claire has just demonstrated that there may indeed be such a thing. I don’t know if the baconier BLT she’s describing is it, but after this description I can now conce…

Super quiet muffler. A nice exhaust note is a pleasure for an enthusiast and loud exhaust is fun for everyone, but if you are spending a significant amount of your day in your car there is something enthralling about having your car deliver its power without making a big production of it. It almost seems magical to…

No PCU? List invalid.

No paper towels, please. They are specifically designed to not fall apart in water, unlike TP that is specifically designed to fall apart in water.

5. Cutting things in your hand instead of on a cutting board. “Never aim a knife at your body.”

4. Using dull knives. You use too much force on the food that might not fare well from it and you are more likely to slip.

3. Using lid while frying. That traps the steam so you’re steaming the food, not frying.

2. Not…

I get a can, purée it, keep the purée in the fridge. I find good uses here or there when something needs a shot of flavor, but the most common use for it is to make a sauce for fish tacos: 1c each mayo & sour cream, lime juice, salt, healthy dollop this purée. Also makes a great dip for tortilla chips.

I’m going to guess “Squoze an empty water bottle till it popped.”

Peugeot makes the best pepper mill I’ve ever had. The salt mill was crap though.

My problem isn’t the legroom. I can deal with that. It is the fact that my shoulders are wider than the typical 18" seat width. I either have to pull my shoulders in front of my body till I start cramping or bend over at the waist so I can relax and hang over into the seat space beside me without pushing on my seat…

So, like, how much of that giant stack of money is re-usable?

More shortcuts you say? You mean like this? About a third of these go to specific functions or locations within their respective apps.

A Piggly-Dixie.

4-wheel disk power brakes

Bless you. I was unaware. No longer. My life is now a little bit better than it was 5 minutes ago.

“Crunch” is a bit generous. It’s more like “a distinctive chew that definitely was crunch a minute or two ago.” Your brain makes the connection if you’re not analyzing it too hard and interprets it as crunch.

NEVER talk to the police.

I missed nothing. At no point did I suggest that it was fake. My point was that fake receipts have become such a fact of life that we all know, or at least we should know by now, that receiving some random unexpected receipt, real or not, is nothing to freak about. You look at it, determine if it is real or not, deal…

Has Fancy Kristen taken on a nom de plume?