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That comparison is highly offensive to both the Amish community and the Werewolf community.

oh my god it makes so much sense, the vibe.

Maybe just play it as a cheeky publicity stunt. Biden says, “I would like to offer my choice for VP, Michelle Obama. What do you say, Michelle?”

If you literally don’t care, perhaps you should shut up about the whole thing?

Barron is well on his way to being ignored into a clone of Junior.  Tiffany was only spared because Marla got out so early and took the kid with her.

Well, I’ve never seen Donny two scoops birth certificate. Maybe he wasn’t born.

She deserves better then working in Washington with people who secretly want her to be removed from this country for purely radical reasons. 

Every time I hear this lady talk I assume she is going to ask the whereabouts of Moose and Squirrel. 

I know it won’t happen, but I would get such glee out of seeing Biden pick Michelle Obama for VP. So many heads would explode. Plus, she would be a goddamn badass VP.

If Theseus’ ship was built by slaves, and paid workers replaced it bit by bit, at what point is it okay to ignore the original slave labor?

Hitler was a kid ... Saddam was a kid ... Kim Dung-Hill (wait ... that’s not right) was a kid ... so there ain’t nothing wrong with hoping a kid fucks off

Fuck her, fuck her husband, fuck their offspring ( except Barron- he’s still a kid ) Fuck his administration, fuck Mitch McConnell, Fuck the GOP, Fuck Trump supporters, and well... fuck all of them.

Not doing much to dispel that whole “Modern day Marie Antoinette” reputation is she?

He was.  Where do you think they got him?

Specifically, Stephen Miller, a self-hater if ever there was one. 

But seriously, we can do without the distractions of this performative pandering.

When the other side is literally trying to block a freaking ANTI-LYNCHING BILL, I am okay with this.

Cue her post hoc announcement that Voldemort was secretly trans...

TERFs are FARTs.

In addition to the transphobia, you’d think a 54 year old would be acutely aware that not all cis-women menstruate.