Judith Crist once famously said “Gene, can you please change seats! Your breath smells like rotting asshole!”

The only special effects you’ll find on display here are the waterworks squirting out of your peepers! But if you hate kids - watch out! In Meet the Fabelmans Little Stevie Spielberg is all grown up and putting his shitshow of a marriage to Ms. Amy Irving on full display. Sure the names have changed and it’s almost 40…