Also, given how little he’s loved up here, not a great time to remind Canadians that this is a thing we can do.

I would be immensely pleased if a German politician would dispense with the diplomatic dressing down and just tell our ambassador a hearty “Fuck you.”

Trump’s continuous public bashing of his own AG has got to be one of the weirdest aspects of his Presidency. He bitches and moans about it every day as if he didn’t have the power to replace him whenever he wanted.

He’s like that dude who constantly complains about his girlfriend but is too chickenshit to ever break…

I hope Kim Kardashian taught Trump how to contour properly. We’ll know next time if the blinding white circles around is eyes are blended better.

Congratulations!! Look at you making your dreams a reality!

Yay!!!! Congratulations keep us posted! ⭐️ 🌟 💫

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Reading this made me so happy! I’m so stoked for you!!! It takes a lot of guts to do what you did. Thank you for sharing this with us!

We don’t intend to stay, but need to be here for about 3 more years. I’m trying to move to Tacoma or Puyallup, but everyone wants evidence that we can pay 3 months of rent at once in the form of pay stubs, but I’ve been a student for two years, so my pay is student pay, and I don’t have a job yet. I have enough…

We just came back from vacation and my only wish was to see manatees. These amazing creatures followed us around in kayaks and while in the harbor stalking them, a breeze came up and blew off my favorite sun hat. I tried to get it before it sank but SWEAR a manatee dragged it down below and is now wearing my hat and…

Good luck. Sometimes guys realize stuff that is written down because they block our voice when we talk just ignoring us and going ok or saying nothing when you ask why they don’t have anything to say they reply I’m thinking about what you said when really they are barely thinking. Their brain is breathing

So, I’m going to preface my long lament with the fact that I live in seattle, no I can’t just move somewhere else. My husband works here.

LOL oh my god. Both those comics are me. Especially the “dear god I beg you” part. I just realized it’s 7 pm and I had started my Word document at noon. So far i’ve written my name. GREAT START.

I’m a solo act too. I absolutely hear you—holidays, long weekends, and any other time people associate with family can be hard when you don’t have a partner or kids.

So my husband and i have been having issues..for quite a while, issues that we got married with and only got worse with the stress of parenthood. Anyways, i started seeing a therapist and she asked me to write the pro’s and cons of staying in my marriage.

It’s not a holiday weekend in my part of the world (or it could have been, if I’d taken Monday off - Tuesday is a holiday), but I don’t get people who fill up weekends full of...doing stuff. They are weird. Netflix + naps + pyjamas + sofa booze is where it’s at.

Well, we’re currently cooling down from a sizzling high of 100 degrees here in Sunny Nebraska.” Wish I was in the Southern Hemisphere right now.

Hola Jezzie-folk,

Anyone else fucking hate holiday weekends when you’re in solo mode?

The annoying questions “what are your special plans...”, when those special plans include downing too much premium ice-creaming and binging the shit out of some shows?

Any like-mindeds? :)

I’m having a bit of a job related crisis. Actually, that might be over dramatic. But I recently (just over 6 months) moved to a new city with my s/o which has been rife with its own challenges (not having friends in this city, no family, dealing with lots of newness). I was able to find work in my field relatively…

I know there’s no chance there’s a plesiosaur or whatever in Loch Ness, but I choose to believe in it anyway. It makes me happy.