Reminds me of this pic I saw on Twitter.

Apologies if anyone else has already pointed this out, but just so we’re all aware Sally Field is trying to set up her son with Adam Rippon via twitter and it’s simultaneously the cutest and the most embarrassing mom thing ever.

My last few days living at the homeless hostel, I’m so looking forward to finally moving into my own home, it’s been a long journey. I look back to the time I was laying on the floor crying, unable to breathe, wishing the pain would end. I’m so pleased that my friend found me after my overdose, back then I never…

I can already tell you:

Considering the local Florida Sheriff’s Dept received over 20 reports about the guy in the past 2 years and also did nothing maybe Rick Scott should step down. And then eat a hot bag of shit.

Linton’s accomplishment will be “Future Real Housewife”.

Oh my god. She’s interested in sick dogs so she can steal their fur to make a coat to wear to Soul Cycle, isn’t she?

It’s Fake Social Media!

“writes in the margins of her books”

I only know about Soul Cycle for Kimmy Schmitt. I thought the show was making it up, so I looked it up. It is as batshit as the show says.

This is how you know these people are fucking tone deaf morons: “I think social media has made her misunderstood and she is not at all the person that has been portrayed.” “Social media” is literally the only type of media that you can personally control.  

When you’re so unrelatable you can’t even figure out what’s relatable to regular people....

She can, like, super-duper shove that bird feeder up her soul cycle covered a$$.

THE GLOVES. I swoon. My 3 year old said, “I love her beautiful red dress!” She also kept saying, “I want to dance like that.” AHHHHHhhhhhh!!

She has attitude to spare, doesn’t she? For some reason she reminds me of the gymnast Svetlana Khorkina. ALL BOW BEFORE THE QUEEN.

I love how those gloves just screamed:

She was super untouchable and I loved the whole thing, and all its ballet nods. But since you mention her costume I just want to vent: I am not on board with tutus in figure skating. It kept flying up in the back and making her look like a chicken. Certainly didn’t disrupt her beast mode skating though!

She is 15?! Wow. Skated with such maturity and finesse.

All that work by everyone else, and that 15 year old just wiped the floor with them by 20 points.