my first though was to kick it until it became oblong-shaped, but I don't think there's an upstate NY urban dictionary to confirm. Deadspin, do some damn reporting and talk to this hero!

I don't understand why more showers are built with benches inside them.

Can I just say that I appreciate the mixed raced (hate that term) couple in the illustration?

I always got the sense that shower sex is something people talk about a lot rather than actually doing it. The logistics are just a pain.

Part of me really wants to know what "football his face" means. Punt? Kick? Extra Point? So many options really.

There is a race going on to see who can be the most despicable group of people society has to offer between bad cops, bad frats and bad athletes. I have a feeling that this will end in a photo finish.

I hate people who park across two parking spaces

Asshole parking.

He did pull over. He pulled over and started slowing down. He only took off when he realized he was being crushed.

Okay, honesty time: How many of us would actually pull over and stop on the freeway for a black Monte Carlo with no police badging and tiny police-looking lights that's running you off the road in a very unprofessional way? I know I wouldn't. I would get the fuck out of there, and if he kept pursuing, I would pull…

If the motorcyclist wanted to evade why did he wait until the life and death moment to hit the throttle? An evading motorcyclist would have been long gone before being inches from serious life-altering injury or death. They are exchanging words or something.

Yeah! Hell, why not just shoot him from the patrol car? THAT would put an end to it!

Hough's quote is making me question what the lesson she learned was, though. Did she learn that blackface is not ok because people will yell at you, or that blackface is not ok because of the myriad of reasons it's actually not ok? This line is what is making me ask that question:

you a bad ass bitch *applause*

Okay. It's long!

The "caught" part: He had asked me to grab his phone and take it to him at work, since he'd forgotten it. It was on my way to my job so of course I did it. I grabbed it and at some point needed the time or something so I clicked it open (pre-password days) and saw a winky-face text from number with a…

I do.

"Sorcia, I'm in love with your best friend [a dude with a hilariously ridiculous name that I cannot post here]. We're moving to Virginia and I hope you'll be happy for us."

"In said letter, he asked not for me to reply but for me to send his letter back because "it was a great writing sample and it was [his] only copy".

Last but not least, Tywin himself tells Tyrion he's "no son of mine," although admittedly, that's immediately after Tyrion shoots him with a crossbow, so perhaps he was just being shitty.

If R+L=J is correct, wouldn't she be his Aunt?