Comments of sanity and reason in bold. I just did one paragraph because that is all that is necessary to make the point.

I know we’re in the middle of a contentious election today, but goddamn there are some bitter fucking people on the internet.

The NFC South is currently making a very compelling argument that the NFL should switch over to NBA-style seeding. Some of these divisions are trash.

25 time marathon finisher here. This would’ve absolutely been an ok way for my husband to have proposed to me. I would’ve maybe been a little bummed I couldn’t just stop running and celebrate with him so a proposal after the finish would make more sense, but otherwise, this is sweet. Maybe...hear me out...maybe let’s…

New York, New York, where we have enough other shit going on we don’t need to tie our sense of self-worth to how our sports teams are doing, unlike some close by cities...

“The user of the phrase is conceding that the argument isn’t the point.”

DVOA defensive rankings of the Niners schedule going forward:

well, a sperm bank is a place where men go to deposit their sperm. so... it seems like it was pretty much what he was going for.

How about you tell your government to stop sponsoring the shit regime for the past 50+ years, selling them arms and buying their oil? How about you stop driving your car in protest? How about tell you r businessmen and entrepreneurs to stop taking Saudi money. The only reason they are still in power is the money that…

“Tonight’s output should not confuse you into thinking Rose is good again—headed into tonight’s game Rose was shooting a putrid 39 percent from the floor, and 26 percent from the arc”

Holy shit Deadspin is getting harder and harder to read. EVERY FUCKING STORY has such a SJW slant to it. “He was credibly accused of a gang rape.” All the eye rolls. 

Hilarious that you guys find ways to drag down a guy who has worked harder than you or I ever will to try to get back to a level you and I will never even be able to sniff in anything we do.

You must be a blast at parties.

Not being inspirational? Christ. He was one of the top 5 basketball players in the world as a 22 year old and had his entire career destroyed by a freak injury. Never got to show his prime. Watched his best years from the bench in a suit. He re-injures his knee 3 more times, is the subject of literally a million lame…

Nothing is more journalist than caring so much about this fucking guy no one had ever heard of until a few weeks ago while ignoring the war in Yemen.

Typed this on a PC/Smartphone made in China using slave labour? Thought so.

perhaps they’re holding out for fresh intel about the 59-year-old Khashoggi’s capacity to take on a dozen men in a fistfight.

I get that there’s a link, but the actual article should have something to do with the actual title and not require an imbedded link to understand said title. Thanks @LineupHitters for explaining what the article completely airballed.

1) Markieff Morris of the pulled on Seth Curry’s shorts earlier in the week. (Markieff was not checked into the game at the time, Seth was). 2) Markieff plays on the Wizards. 3) Seth is Steph Curry’s brother. 4) Steph played the Wizards tonight and crushed them.

“Wobbly, Unexpected Lateral Doesn’t Lead to Gang Tackle at 3-Yard Line” -alternate headline

How does this take even exist?