Weirdly, Frank Gore is almost exactly what you want out of a modern NFL running back (who isn’t on a rookie contract). He produces at the low end of the top third of running backs, has a very team-friendly contract, can run, catch and pass protect, and most importantly, is available every week. He’s not so good that…

Kicking’s brutal. It’s the most nakedly binary aspect of football.

I love that he just up and quit. It’s just a job. If you don’t need the money, and you don’t like the work, then don’t do it. 

Nice to see Fitzy promoting the Harvard Mellon Urban Initiative.

This is so good.  I hope it gets

The play didn't stop being popular in 2015. It's still insanely popular. Don't revel in your ignorance. Everybody else immediately got the reference.

1 if by run, pick 6 if by air.

Pretty sure I heard my mom whisper that into the phone a few hours after my dad left to grab some smokes back on Father’s Day 1988.

Because Aaron Hernandez thrived in NE's "structured" environment?

They get one tie and think they’re too good for him now.

Cool now he's gonna win a Super Bowl with New England and kill Curt Schilling.

He needs to hire Huckabee Sanders or Kelly-Ann when they become available. Deleting and apologizing is so 2015.

most people are not as smart as they think they are. and i do make decisions on a couple picks. “Kerryon! that’s a fun name” (hits draft)

More than that... it is often a sore loser tactic.

fuck this is better than mine

Thanks for joining the soccer world. Croatia did it to France with a horrible dive that resulted in a red for Laurent Blanc in 1998. Call it karma. Also, the first Croatia goal, Croatia made a meal of the challenge and got away with a high foot after France was called for a soft high foot that would have put Giroud…

Bears and Packers are in the East now?

The moment I realized that I was as insufferable as every other Patriots fan was when I drunkenly chanted “No days off” with all the other Sully’s from Somerville that skipped work or school to attend the duck boat parade

Right? A GMG website where people were complaining about edits? It’s like rain on your wedding day or a black fly in your chardonnay.

I’ve always assumed that Tucker Max’s stories are mostly tall tales and it amazes me that anyone thinks they are all real or truthful.