UK ebay is full of them.  I think I have one in the spares somewhere I can post over for you.

OEM New Car Smell.

Of all the manual Porsches crossovers to get, why not this?

BOO THIS MAN

As any seasoned traveler would tell you, the correct answer is that you:

No, I’m French. Clavey is a French name from Alsace, my grand-parents moved to Montreal after the Indochina war. Bought a Dodge, hated it, imported a Citroen DS Palace. Today they regret having sold it.

Well... He was a child molester.

If you don’t easily see what context that adds (to a story about his fans making idiots out of themselves and acting like little spoiled children) nothing anyone says will help you understand.

That and child molestation.

“Enthusiasts”, I prefer to call them “douchebags”.

OH HELLS YES

CP, for the same money I’d rather buy this V8 toyota crown limo off a friend of mine who does importing in Oregon

Reusing a previous comment:

It amazes me how cavalierly people cut off 18-wheelers in traffic.  Even if I’m 100 yards ahead of them I’m still weary of cutting over, but just with inches to spare ... it’s insane.

When you’ve been sitting in the same position for hours, and then get up

What’s a “deadass”?

I don’t think I could have enough coffee for that.

I haven’t had enough coffee to be dealing with this bullshit yet.

When a ‘90s Malibu needs new tires, I’m pretty sure it’s considered totaled.