Elon Musk: I’m dumping my money into Tesla and we are going to [insert long list of extremely difficult goals here].

I don’t care about Tesla per se, but they have proven by hook and by crook that electric cars can be affordable, practical, desirable and most of all, profitable.

Official photo release from Kavanaugh’s office of his new team of clerks:

Nope. We’re not retaking the Senate this election anyway. Fuck him. I don’t give a shit and today’s not the day to give a shit about broader picture. 

Yep. Progress for likely the rest of my working life died with this.

Now that it’s all but official and a man who is not only going to give rabid conservatives the 5th reliable Supteme Court vote they’ve so desperately wanted for decades, but is also a sexual criminal, a drunk, a pathological liar, and a man who believes Trump is above the law, is the newest justice, I want to take…

Easy cure: VOTE. 

Frat douche bros aren’t called frat douche bros for nothing.

Nah, law degrees and heavy drinking pretty much go hand in hand. The difference is judges will either booze it up at private clubs or at home, so nobody outside their circle ever sees it.

I went to Cornell around the turn of the ‘00s. I knew dozens, if not hundreds, of dudes like Kavanaugh, mostly in frats. They drank hard, and they treated women like shit.

He'd just say he was talking about getting pegged.

That would be hilarious if the whole thing collapses because he lied to congress about when he lost his virginity.

Ironically, it’s the obviously phony “I was precious innocent in college” schtick that ultimately convinced me that this guy is a fucking liar.

My wife is getting the district to buy her a classroom self-defense projectile tool and I cant wait to introduce our kids to freedom

NAH BRAH I HAVENT GOT MY SOROS CHECK THIS MONTH AND FOOD STAMPS CAN ONLY BUY SO MUCH STEAK AND CAVIAR

Hey fellow libs, I lost the password to the Soros-Clinton deep state plans, can any of you help a marginalized friend out? I specifically want to look at the ones that coordinate our media “journalists” with those fembot communists in colleges (like Yale)

Kavanaugh is a liar.

I finally realized who kavanaugh reminded me of. It’s Stevie Jankowski from Danny McBride’s “Eastbound and Down!”

A human being died, asshole.