Woke capitalism — no less exploitative than regular capitalism, but 1000% more embarrassing.

We open on a little girl, black with pigtails, in a Walmart, eyeing a new Avengers play set. A Walmart employee, black, female kneels next to her and looks at the toy set. “Oh, that’s a nice one.” The employee notes. “Think my mom will get it for me?” The girl asks. “Well, maybe if you work really hard and ace your…

You’re looking at this all wrong. Since I, as an american taxpayer, subsidize Walmart, I feel like I can take a lot of the credit for these films’ successes. Congratulations, me. Great job. And great job to all of you taxpayers out there!

I’m racist against your poor typing skills.

SPECIAL kind of cracker.

Fox News America: Where the least important thing is the most important thing if it happens to a rich, straight, white guy.

Carlson, making his trademark ‘watching two dogs in full 69 at a distance’ face

She would have gotten away with it too if it hadn’t been for you meddling gun victim teens.

Like Ley, I also quit watching after the second season, when I realized (accepted?) that the show was terribly written and really f’ing stupid and that I hated basically all of these horrible over=wrought characters and did not care one bit if any of them lived or died.

The episode after the one where the group was holed up somewhere nice and safe, but then met some bad people and had to leave the nice place but not before a battle where a pretty major character died. Then when the group was on the road got split up and one group ran into another group of people that might be good or…

The mid?-season finale where the guy with the bat killed a cameraman.

I stopped after Breaking Bad ended. I realized I was way more emotionally effected after Meth Damon killed Jessie’s girlfriend (who was in maybe 3 episodes) than I was when Rick’s wife (Main Character!) ate it.

Fuck that. If the bullfighter wins, he gets to keep living his life. This bull overcame all of the odds, so he should get to retire peacefully.

Wait, you’re saying if the bull wins it dies anyway? That’s a dick move

He died torturing a bull, not a lot of sympathy here.

If you notice, that bull has been jabbed/speared above his front legs near the spine. Those aren’t decorations above his front legs. Those are spears put in by Rejoneadors. They sit on horses in full body armor and stab these bulls when close. He is slowly hemorrhaging to death. That is the only way those fucking…

Love it. Fuck everyone who enjoys bullfighting.

Alternate headline: “Asshole Dies For Doing Asshole Things.”

I bet that Harambe wishes that he went out like a champion now. smh