Actually Martin is closer to Zimmerman. A mixed race man hounded by morons.

Rock chalk.....outline.

Best sauce of all pizza chains.

Don't forget airports!

Blew cheese!

Trying to figure out what's more lame, Rovell or the people who follow him.

Round Table?.......Anyone?

Just offer a fight and their Frenchness will shine through.

Imagine how different this would be written if it was Dan Snyder.

Needs to be re-titled "how to vote democratic".

The Chinese use it to cook in, we elect it President......so we win.

Shhhhhhh, that'll ruin the narrative.

We need more drivers license photos of muslims wearing niqabs.

So true, ratings are dropping to the levels of MLB and the NBA.......next thing you know they'll be in the crapper with soccer, the NHL and the WNBA.

If only we could have the auto races of those countries with a more even distribution of wealth.....like Cuba and N Korea.

On the positive side, the thought police at your local elementary school are forbidding the wearing of "Indian Chief" costumes.

1,300 acres of soybeans is no scrapheap.

Congrats Darrel! - People will make all sorts of hay out of your skin color but it was your talent, your hard work and your tenacity that took you to victory - May you enjoy many more!

1,300 acres is over two whole sections of farmland. That's a buttload of soybeans.

"If you like your plan you can keep it"