So moronic they school any Indy/F1 racer who ventures into stock car racing.

The 15 min of fame the USWST got for winning one of the most boring soccer games (and that's saying something) in history with a penalty kick has gone on waaaaaay too long. Somewhere Christine Brennan is prepping another "the day a woman president became possible" column.

We have a president who never did jack and you're freaked out over a singing Marine veteran?

When I saw "great moments in White People history", I expected to see Craig Breslow.

When I was a kid we listened to the WS on transistor radios at school, now the viewer farm system is mostly in bed during the Fall Classic - nice marketing.

You know they're right about the Obamaphone being grandfathered in but it took Obama to realize the true scam/fraud potential for the giveaway, credit where it's due ya know.

[Updates shopping list] "Flour tortillas"

Fight? They should have been together down at the local Our Lady Of Guadalupe lighting candles and giving thanks they weren't playing the Dodgers or the Reds.

What about the Deadspin Cardinal hatred differential? Oh yeah I forgot that's off the charts.

No one's laughing harder about this than the NSA dweeb updating your porn list.

When I was in college (early 80s) in NoCal, a local lifeguard who was paddleboarding off Diablo Canyon had his board ripped by a great white and he got it back by punching it in the snout. He also had a witness. Sharks don't like a punch in the nose.

I thought the prescribed punishment for improper dress was a face full of acid.....or is that just for learning to read?

And USC still suffers from the NCAA rape job while all these other schools with worse offenses get their hands slapped.

A criminal justice system that's so jacked up it takes six years to try this guy and the commenters focus on a rat-faced ESPN radio jock?

Son of a cop who also got off light on a murder, no wonder he's smiling like it's no big deal.

No way Deadspin will ever understand how this is as bad (or harmless) as "Washington Redskins".

It's worked for every dog I've owned. Especially if it's a turd.

The best part of the defense of this fail at journalism is the comment that mentioning who actually won the NL Pennant would be "elbowing their way into the spotlight".

"Down goes Fielder! Down goes Fielder!"

Deadspin takes another step in its quest to become ESPN