I’m fully invested in the Nest ecosystem, including the Nest Hello and a couple outdoor cameras. I don’t have any indoor cams yet, though I’m thinking about getting a few. One in the bedroom and one in the bathroom, at least. No 2fa and a simple password. There’s some sick, perverted part of me that hopes someone is…

If only... What I wouldn’t give to see that corrupt, clueless, dishonest dipshit’s orange nose fall off on live TV... Fuck you, penicillin!

Maybe a bit of this...?

This is what I use, along with a 50+ character password for my Google account. I feel pretty secure in using Chrome’s built-in password manager. Though, it is a pain to log in from a new device.

Yeah “Cadenza” sounds like the name of one of Cosmo Kramer’s friends who deals in ancient, grey-market artifacts and low-flow plumbing fixtures.

I don't know. I really like that Bro-ham

That “Rondo” is now associated with the fucking Lakers really, really chaps my already-too-red ass. In my 40 years on this world, I’ve owned exactly 2 shirts on which the players’ name is displayed alongside their number. One is Bird and the other is Rondo.

The only automobile I have ever remembered whose model name started with a “Q” was the Infinity Q45, and that was only because of the Nas song (featuring Lauren Hill) from the mid-90s... “Sky’s the limit, I’d push a Q.4.5 INFINITE”

These are the same shitheads who would call you out for saying the year 2000 was the turn of the millennium... “Well actually, 2001 is the turn of the millennium because there was no year zero.” They are simply the worst. Fuck them.

You “well-actually-ing” motherfuckers are the fucking worst. But I guess that makes me a sheeple, though, right? You folks are insufferable. 

How about “Hellblade: Senua’s Sacrifice” as one of the underrated games of the decade? It’s fairly short and fairly difficult, but, for me, it was one of the most impactful, emotionally-resonant games I’ve ever played. It’s such a beautiful, fucked up, disturbing masterpiece that I can’t think of anything that…

No doubt, that game was great. I caught it on a Steam sale for an absurdly cheap price, and wasn’t expecting much at all. I only played it because I had it and didn’t have much else to play at the time.

I thought at one point it was announced there would be a sequel..? Is my memory faulty, or was this just another project that fell to the wayside?

Yeah, Sleeping Dogs was really (surprisingly?) great. Years ago, I got it on Steam for like 4 bucks, and I can’t think of a better $4 I’ve ever spent. Everyone should play it.

I got the founder’s edition, and, thus far, it’s exceeded my expectations. No, it’s not great, but I’ve played around 20 hours of AC: Odessey, and in that time I’ve only had one issue where I got kicked from the game. So far, I love it.

I had to fire an employee earlier this week because, while on a work trip in Georgia, a maid walked in on him whacking it, and his response was to stare her in the face and continue whacking it. He also, clad only in his drawers, chased another maid around the property, demanding a hug.

I’ve often wondered why that is. I’m guessing it’s because dump-truck drivers are paid by the load...? Still, though, time is money for semi drivers as well...

I didn’t watch the full 14.5 minutes of Chuck E Cheese brawls in that video, admittedly. However, I’d be willing to bet that no less than ⅓ of the incidents in that compilation are from my shit hole home state: South Carolina. More specifically, the Columbia location just a few miles from my house.

You know, the cop version has little metal teeth in it instead of the plastic teeth featured in the civilian version (or, it used to, at least)? Neat, huh?

The wait was the worst, wasn’t it? Jesus... I can’t think of any time in my life when I’ve been as anxious as I was during those days between the test and the results. I hear the new test has nearly-instant results, or at least same-day.