I did read it and still couldn’t figure it out. Think I got it now, though. I was reading it as “clozer.” But it’s “closer” with a voiceless “s”, right?

I mean, it’s sorta here already, right? It’s this very article, isn’t it?

Thank you, sincerely. I came here to throw some cold water on this circle jerk, but you beat me to it. To give the Switch credit for diagnosing a tumor is fucking stupid.

I initially clicked in this article only to ridicule people who’d spend real-world money on fake drugs, but after reading it this mod seems way more interesting and in-depth than I expected (still, I’d rather spend my money on real drugs, but I might have some addiction issues).

I only clicked on this article to ask what’s going on with the headline? I’m not even trying to shit-talk you, but I don’t know what it’s trying to say. Is something wrong with me?

I’d enjoy this more if I’d never met the Sugarhill Gang. Bunch of old, washed-up assholes, they are. Trying to big-time me and shit.

That might be one of the stupidest fucking arguments I’ve ever come across. Christ...

Yeah. That fucking movie. The sole reason I rented it as a teen was for jacking off to it, but the sex scenes were so bad that it was a struggle to follow through with my plan. At the time, I was too insecure to allow myself to get aroused by girl-girl stuff (I had a weird fear that watching lesbians somehow meant I…

Also, fuck Doug Benson. “Look at me! I’m high. Guys, pass the Visine, right guys. It’s funny because my eyes are red from smoking so much weed!” Unfunny asshole.

That this show’s premise was based around weed guaranteed that I’d never watch it. Just having to scroll by it on Netflix pissed me off.

Man, whose salad do I need to toss to get out of the greys here? I’m well aware that I’m not a top tier poster anywhere among the GMG family of sites, but I’m certain I can help to spread a bit of laughter and cheer to my fellow readers from time to time. It’d sure be nice to be able to share my ramblings with a few…

So, maybe this McCauley fella is decent enough, yeah, but “Wes” is a seriously shitty name, right? I mean, “Wes” just sorta slithers off your tongue like some sort of slimy, sleazy, no-hard-consonant-having pseudonomous huckster’s call sign; the name of a phony holy roller who gets rich off of selling false hope and…

Dude was a solid pitchman, despite everything else. I couldn’t stand the guy when he was at Oklahoma (Mr Double Double? Fuck you, guy!), but his ads won me over shortly after he was drafted, and I typically hate ads.

Regardless of his UFC record, and despite however many testicles he may have ruptured in training or competition, Joe Lauzon will always be the shit. Back in the day when Bullshido was a fairly popular place on the internet, Joe used to post there with some frequency. Dude always seemed like good people, and he had a…

Maybe a decade ago, I got into a days-long argument with someone on the Bullshido forums (or maybe Bullshido’s OT site, Sociocide) about altruism. This person’s stance was that altruism does not exist, in any form. No one does anything strictly for the benefit of anyone else. Everything you do, no matter how you try…

Ahh... They’re not prescribed. Not to me, anyway. I think you’re right, 60mg/day is the max you can be prescribed. When I worked at a bar, I developed a network of folks who’d sell to me a portion of their Rx every month. I bullshitted my way into getting my own Rx as well (ninety 20s per month), but I was lucky if…

Vaya con Dios

Somehow, those dudes are universally terrible. Several years back (when bedazzled Affliction shirts were still a thing) I got stuck in a situation wherein I was forced to interact with a couple of these frosted-tips-having, white-belt-wearing assholes.

Wouldn’t hurt. That’s what I get for using Swype and not proofreading. I also made another error. “Pacific Coast is supposed to be “Ocean Pacific.” And I can’t blame that one on Swype...

I’m wearing a Quicksilver jacket at this very moment. I always considered Quicksilver gear far superior (aesthetically) to the other surfing apparel companies that were around in the early ’90s (Gotcha,  Pacific Coast, Body Glove, Rusty, etc.)