This would be deliciously funny if an innocent kid hadn’t been scarred for life. Fuuuck. Guessing the authorities chalk this up to an accident as per usual.

Hmm, so many decreed that “twittering’s not gonna make any difference”.

not just bagels or potatoes, but pretty much any carbs. Fuck that shit, I’m not going paleo. Tomorrow I will have a bagel with cream cheese AND some glazed doughnuts.

If glycemic index is the issue here, this means potatoes are out too. Unlike some of you, I don’t give a crap about bagels. But potatoes??? Potatoes.

Seriously, man. Sad thing is-it’s a modern world problem. But if we aren’t dying from the new-world processed bagel and cigarette, in the new world, then we would have been dying from disease or some wild animal, in the “old” world. Both put us in the same place—6 feet under.

Eat right, work hard, die anyway.

But seriously. I don’t understand the point of taking all of the fun out of life just to have to endure a longer life without fun. What’s the point? I am genuinely baffled.

*takes a drag off cancer stick*

Yup. A late-stage pregnant country mom is the hero, and she’s effective. It’s so unlike what Hollywood typically puts out. In most instances, she’d be helpless, crying, subservient, and only interfacing with men and taking direction.

I think you are very confused.

Hahaha, I love the whole trilogy (okay, the first one the most though), but I really burst into laughter on reading this!

What are the odds, right? Both siblings? I’m sorry Lilly didn’t get to have full control of her own narrative as Lana did, but seeing lightning strike twice, in a way, is kind of fantastic.

Hell, it's in the headline.

The Daily Mail is fucking disgusting.

Next time try reading the article? Lana came out as trans in 2012, this is about younger sister Lilly.

It sucks when people are denied the right to control their own narrative. Mazel tov indeed!

Right?? It's almost as if she, a WOMAN, is a person too! Imagine that! (Obvious sarcasm is obvious)

Pregnancy as an occasional fact life, rather than a disability or singular purpose. Incidental feminism ftw.

True. If he was good enough, he could continue to rape and play for the Cowboys.

But more importantly, how good a football player was he in college?