Oreos have more power over my life than federal.

he was the woooooorsttt

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT PARKS AND REC FOR THE REST OF THE DAY PLEASE

i loved (still love) the dynamic between tom and donna. would’ve taken more of that, too.

Kelly is very open and frank, as well as self-deprecating. I read to say that NO ONE, not even her, thinks of her in a sexy way. I don’t hear her blaming Kesha for anything.

In case you were wondering, this is in reference to My Life Would Suck Without You, which she was 100% required to do after the release of My December, or the label promised to drop her career into a hole and forget about her forever (aka, what they’ve done to Kesha).

Predators are very socially aware people. I think want Kelly is trying to say is that she had a lot of power in a way, so people couldn’t mess with her. Kesha came up a completely different way, in a way that Dr. Luke probably exploited.

You know how there are those characters on a show that are fabulous, but best used sparingly or else part of what makes them so great gets stale? Like Jean-Ralphio in Parks and Rec?

Retta is so great and was woefully underutilized in Parks and Rec.

This makes me super happy! I LOVE Retta and I so so badly want Casey Wilson to have a show that lasts more than a season or two. She’s SO funny and her last two shows should not have been cancelled.

Anybody who own real estates and pay property taxes would hardly consider the existence of special districts “obscure.”

And fire departments spending budget funds on fireworks is not really that weird. The Aston fire department puts on a pretty good display every July 4th weekend and I lived just up the street from the firehouse.

Lumping it all together obscures the fact that special districts are what finance nearly all of the K-12 public education in this country, much of the public safety (aside from LEOs), many, many of the utilities and infrastructure. It’s basically a property tax, which costs each home/building owner thousands of…

Am I the only one who think that's the Last Week Tonight for kids would make an awesome show? Because that was funny as hell.

Special districts are not that obscure. Lack of oversight and accountability in states that are notorious for lack of oversight and accountability.

“another fire special district was illegally spending its money on tobacco and fireworks”

Ummm yeah, the pin looks a little large and too feet-shaped to be “the exact size and shape” of those of a 10-week fetus.

As a graphic designer, AAAAAGH, AGH, MAKE IT STOP, JESUS GOD.

I really love this. It was pretty much my face during the whole debate mixed with this