Hot take: missionary is great. People say “Awww, so vanilla, maaaaaan!” Seriously? Have you ever had really good vanilla ice cream? With, like real vanilla bean? It’s goddamn delicious. Much like missionary.

Probably don’t want to know.

But it’s cool, we can earn less because the job creators are able generate more wealth.

To keep for themselves.

Wages rose slightly in the mid-2000s, but have dipped again: the median overall hourly wage for a 30-year-old in 1984 was $18.99, in 2004 was $20.63 and in 2014 was $19.32.

It’s ok, I’m using my fine art degree to dry my tears :(

Accurate. I made more working in retail than I did as a preschool teacher.

I’m sorry, but you can’t pay a millenial anything decent, because they’ll just spend it on artisinal mayonnaise, vinyl copies of 90s albums, rainbow flag bandannas, and marihuana cigarettes.

This is like the Sam Smith I-just-realized-racism-still-exists comment.

NOTHING TO SEE HERE. EVERYTHING IS FINE AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN FINE

“The United States has such a fraught history with race”

Artistic interpretation of magnolia = Star of David that’s been eating too many kreplach?

Ehhhhhhh, as an artist and graphic designer myself, this sounds like bullshit. I mean, a silhouette of a particular flower? How many different kinds of artwork feature extremely similar renderings of maple leaves, or lotuses, or hibiscus flowers? I can see someone coming up with both of those designs completely…

I live for this shit. Have to say I like Weingartner’s design better, if only because the Draper James font is hideous.

It was Alito trying painfully to be Scalia and Kagan shut that shit down immediately. It was beautiful.

I was listening to NPR last night and Nina Totenberg was reading transcripts of this. She was really getting the snark down of their comments to Keller.

Slate’s in depth coverage of this case and of Clarence Thomas’s first utterance in a decade has been fantastic, like C-SPAN with drama!

Read the entire Slate piece, it is fantastically done. These women are total badasses and had absolutely zero patience for Keller. I will add that Breyer’s moment in the sun was pretty spectacular as well. (emphasis mine)

Even Clayface is more relatable.

Back in the days before cell phones, for awhile after I got out of the navy, I would do a round of ‘drunk dials’ about every six months... There was one, and it was a friends old number and a girl answers. Sweet girl, it was about the 3rd time before I had the sense to erase the phone number.... And this was back when…

Personally, I feel like he looks as though someone left him on a car dashboard for too long on a hot day and he started to melt, but I think “fallen souffle” and “rotten apple” are spot-on.