I dunno... maybe she just shouldn't have swallowed that IUD in the first place.

Instead of releasing her medical records she should just present them with the IUD they removed, preferably still covered in blood and bits of her uterine wall.

Can you really do this to someone even if they ARE suffering from anxiety? What am I missing?

If my anxiety caused bleeding, I'd need a mop everywhere I go.

What the ever-loving fuck? I can't even form any other response.

This is infuriating on a couple levels. I am of the opinion that it would not be okay to do this to her even if she was struggling with only anxiety.

What the absolute fuck. Always relevant:

Maybe it's because I'm a Fincher fan, but I preferred the remake. I just don't know why they didn't adapt it to take place in upstate New York, if they were gonna go with the whole English language thing.

There's my life before Cookie said to Naomi Campbell "you probably would've made a good bitch for me — you look like you got a long tongue" and there's my life after she said that. Nothing will ever be the same.

GOOD

This music is really bad and I can't see her as anything but Pennsatucky in a bad wig.

Madeline Kahn was a fucking goddess and she should always have been living in a palace worthy of her talent.

Probably because she believes that the issue is *systemic* problem and not an individual one? Maybe?

Seriously! 18 is greater than nothing!

Why do women have to be in EVERYTHING? Isn't 18% enough?

AHAHAHHAHAGAHAHAHA.

For the most part, you can't enter Canada with a criminal record unless it's been pardoned.