That truck looks like someone took chopped a Ford Super Duty F350 rear, crossed in a Chevy Silverado mid section, tossed on the hood of an Izuzu Truck then topped it off with the Jeep Cherokee lights. Fugly car of the day.

Mmmmmm no, you're a dipshit.

cut.

Closest store to me - hundreds and hundreds of miles away? lmao #tease

Waffle House in a big city after a night at the bars. Buy whatever because the $2-10 menu is 100% worth the price of admission. Consider the food an added incentive to go (but if you eat any, just stick to the basics; waffle, eggs, toast, maybe bacon to avoid getting sick).

O M G.

that Mazda 6 looks an awful lot like a Maxima

Well thanks, that's my baby. With the price of those kits you might as well just paint an Unlimited Gecko and push a swap without blinking an eye haha.

I love how that girl in the black car left her driver up [what she thought was] shit's creek

Well if "Gotta Have it Green" made the 3rd spot I really should have posted my Jeep for contention: Gecko Green

Where all my MothaFathas at?

Eject button

meh. let them have fun, it's more entertaining this way..

No the oil change is quick. Rotating 5 tires with 2 hand jacks and a tire wrench is the tedious part

well I mean for an extra $2 it's a solid deal over spending an hour doing it yourself

a magsafe? MS Office? a super headphone splitter? a BASEBALL?!? All of this is a steal!

first recorded overdose?

that scene from the last Fast & Furious looked pretty hard haha

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