Captain America escalated by bringing a gun to a knife fight. He was the first to try to flat out kill someone. Then the Smashers blew up the building.

“I’m from Chico, champ!”

My now wife wonders why I told her when we met that i don’t jump in to shit she starts. Love, this is why.

Oh my god, that Amazon wishlist is sad.

Username does NOT check out.

I used to have a lime tree, and a shot glass of fresh lime juice was damn near orgasmic. Plus the scent lingered for about an hour.

Which feels best on your ass and bits? How much is that comfort worth to you? Knock it in the cart, move on.

A day may come where I tire of green paint jobs, but today is not that day.

Wait, is the spider monkey killing the teen, or are only spider monkey owning teens being sacrificed?

Wife and I have the same inseam though I’m 5 inches taller than her.

I am just the right age where I wore ringers as a child and an adult.

I just laughed/coughed up a 10th grade Bio amount of pot smoke. Take your star.

I just realized that the best career advice I ever received in high school was when I was Orin (the dentist) in Little Shop of Horrors and I was told to “be myself.”

Name checks out.

Close to the same time a functioning alcoholic’s does.

I thank whichever metaphysical being has my back that my dispensary has schwag 1/4 for 30 bucks. Science says over 5-8 percent and the pain reduction goes down. I’ll happily take the droppings of the overpowered product that is sold recreationaly and save a few hundred a month.

WE(ED) ARE LEGION!

*CHAELGH*

I’d be interested to see if that is an adrenaline reaction from the stress of being tested, if your anecdotal evidence of pot smokers is off, or if it is a repetitive motion situation.