The 2 door is much closer to what the US needs, but not what we deserve.

Or I can save 10 grand and EV retrofit a Brat or El Camino. Way more bitchin’.

NOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO they are not.

2nd gen Scion xB. Tons of room, decent engine, hatchback, and it is a Toyota. Find the cheapest one you can and enjoy another decade of chill.

That you confuse “8 ft bed” and “Super Duty” is a failing on your part.

As one of those commenters, I can move anything but plywood in a Scion xB. I need a truck that trucks.

You say that as if I haven’t done this multiple times, and have never met a realtor or contractor before.

I was more lending my axe to the party, rather than saying “not all dwarves.”

And I want you to have this.

Anyone who has ridden a motorcycle can empathize with the OP.

If only radar told cops when you were using your phone. But they are too busy looking at thier phoines to react to anything other than “PING! That guy is going too fast.”

Are you allowed to smoke in your apartments?

People still use gas mowers?

Well you’ve certainly demonstrated the versatility of the word.

Everyone who is complaining about the bombing remembers Captain America shot an unarmed Flag Smasher first, right?

As are the Olds.

Bridger over Phoebe Waller

Let the Xer who has not smashed a guitar be passed by the first bowl.

What if your god wanted him to be an addict and dead as an example? What if he was the rap Job that your god fucked with the more X believed? Or the Judas Iscariot that followed your god’s plan and was spat on for millennia by you Christians?

Toni, I bloody love this series. Thanks for adding a space for the retro mod community to start growing on Jalopnik.