I refuse to believe that anyone making that face isn’t on Children’s Hospital.

We should hang one day. I’ll break those trust issues.

She needs to take a defensive driving course.

Oh, I used to cut people’s noses off when driving if I knew they weren’t paying attention.

My bad habit is I’m the asshole that will ride your ass if you cut me off. I gave you plenty of room to merge in front of me if you were going faster, or behind me if you were going slower. If you cut me off and drive slower than me, or cannot maintain a constant speed, I will fuck with you until you pull off the road.

One of the more racist, vile, pieces of human waste I ever had to help beat the filth out of was wearing a Grateful Dead hat. White Trash is a spectrum.

Yup. Whipping a minivan 90mph through traffic is pants shittingly exciting.

East coast comp.

You-ASS!

I feel bad looking at this 90s piece of aero compromise.

Yeah, I may skip the spring gardening 

More like a boomer retirement neighborhood after 9pm.

All these years later, and it still looks like the lovechild of a 90s Taurus and Mustang. What a disappointing decade of auto design.

Dubya or Trump?

I too miss Deadspin.

I read it as an either or, and would probably rather see higher registration than toll roads. Both together is financial violence against the poor.

Amazing soundtrack, boring cash grab of a movie.

Only if you think they would have paid less in taxes at the pump. Sure it is massively inconvenient, I won’t argue that at all. But do you have the math to back up that statement? If it is, I hope there is an offset somewhere to remove the sting.

Are they elevator levels (not that I will ever ride in an elevator again)?

One of Rob Zombie’s biggest hits was named after the Munsters’ car, Drag U LA, or Dragula.