I mean it goes to septic, so kinda.

“I mean, do you know how hard it is to work the clutch in platform boots?”

I assume you keep the minimal insurance on everything as you have never had an unexpected disaster happen. LOL.

Because if you fall and get hurt, who is supposed to come help you when you could be blowing virus everywhere.

Marvel didn’t recast him between Civil War and Black Panther.

As a white guy.

Fuck it. I’m Sith.

And you'll be waiting till the end of time for that engine to die 

How about you come tell me to my face I’m not an American. I’ll send ya home cryin’ to your sky daddy.

“I’d give my life

I watched that scene last night and then ugly cried for 10 minutes.

The Dart. The only car made after 2010 that didn’t have a USB.

You’re a good neighbor.

“I really want to kill Joe down the street, but I REALLY don’t want to deal with Karen at the neighborhood board again just to put up a new shed.”

IDT those are the butt of the joke anymore.

The NCAA is just an oozing bandage covering the septic wound that is the US American educational system.

Think of the worst they can do. That is what is coming.

Honestly, comrade, the stars could be a bit more yellow.

That is not what I, or the OP said. Again:

I know you think you're sassing me, but you're really sassing Bob Guillaume. And belive it or not, being an approved commenter on a blog, even as exclusive as this, has not earned you that right.