You renew your vows at the dealership!

Why should truckers be the only one to get a road show?

I thought it was a Neverending Story streaming service.

The concept Urus looks like it is moving fast while standing still. The production model looks like the angry dad at a little league game.

Sploosh!

I feel like this and Fortnight will finally be what brings together the promise of Frequency and Amplitude.

Well if it is anything like the inevitable Half Life 3, then I look forward to playing it in VR 10 years after an expected release date.

She said “Bow! I weigh a hundred and twenty pounds” (Woo!)
“Now, let me make one thing clear
I don’t need to ride yours, I got mine right here”
So she took him to a spot he didn’t know about
Some odd-end apartment parking lot
She said “I don’t normally take dates in here”
Security came and said “I’m sorry, there’s no…

I just cant get past if I do an automatic transmission swap in a JK Wrangler, I still have to call it a manual.

Felt neckerchiefs?

pOTUS files suit for trademark infringement.

Ron is such a fucking wank.

Here in Maryland, our governor is going into 2024 presidential campaign mode. After all his bluster about spending millions to sneakily import half a test from South Korea, he is now pushing for in person voting while saying to the press that this virus is out of control.

That is probably 2 days of stubble, and the only spots that grow hair.

Dudes like him and Miller that start going bald at 12.

You know Deano’s great-grandparents are like, “Fuck you, dude.”

If we’re talking OJ and 90s retro, go next level with Robert Loggia. “Timmyyy, buy the Bronco.”

That and Miller Light are perfect for each other.

Yup. I love being invisible to cops.

And you will be judged if you drive up in a brown ‘Vette.