Nonpasturized Coors really is a hell of a lot better than the stuff you get at the gas station.

Yes, and let’s just keep them coming.

That is the only scary thing. People giving it to their kids.

IDK, I’ve felt like that since 11/8/16.

Except on an automobile, the point of the screen is not to be a distraction from your mundane life.

Yup, 9 months in a wealthy uterus and the world is your oyster.

I’m sorry to burst in, but f##k him for the, “Mental illness made me unfit,” rather than, “I’m unfit and suffer from mental illness.”

Yes.

DENNIS HASERT FUCKED LITTLE BOYS!!! Those men covered it up.

How do people still vote for these clowns?

Yup. For those of us who didn’t have a Toys R Us, that was the start of consumer Christmas magic.

Women full of binders.

Looks like Hogan opening up Maryland as our COVID cases rise again got him back in good favor with the pOTUS.

Mel Gibson is a Seagal guy.

Sam on gender and race in unlistenable today.

At least that matches the Tweety Bird floor mat on the passenger side.

I know it is the white guy in me, but how is it being under reported that McMichael had an unsecured gun stolen from his truck earlier in the year and the MF was STILL allowed to keep other guns. He never should have had the opportunity to kill Amahud Aubry. Again, I understand I am focusing on a catalyst rather than…

“Eet nose TREE NEE-EW SONKS!”

Bug out bag is a little older than the last TV show you watched.

Damn, PS4 with the deck already sold out.

Damn, PS4 with the deck already sold out.