What if I want to be fed to the foxes, bears, epicurious?
What if I want to be fed to the foxes, bears, epicurious?
The shut down has been great for my mental health. Confederates pushing to have states reopen to kill American citizens is making me feel a little loopy again though.
When I was dating, if I was driving and my date didn’t open the car door for me after I did for her, no second date.
Try the Braveheart drinking game. Someone dies, you drink.
Set up your own competitor. See how long it takes the city to notice.
New York and DC weren’t part of the U.S.A. until September 11, 2001.
Well then you should have stayed the fuck out of China and kept our roads pure.
I honeymooned in Ireland (lived at the beach already), and I can assure you it is a fantastic place to get down.
Holy shit I almost needed a new keyboard.
I will always love my college coffee shop manager for getting me an organ transplant cooler from her cardiologist fiance.* Got lots of looks at the beach.
And South Park’s Mr Hankey.
It is a lot more terrifying being lulled to sleep by a computer voiced by Kevin Spacey now.
With a little hard work (nose, chin, breasts, and oh my God those wrists), the right connections, and 4 years at UCLA, little Bella will be on a season premiere of House Hunters!!!
On the other hand, renting songs from Napster to put on my Zen Micro sucked too.
This kid will be so rich and sheltered that no one will tell it it has a fucking stupid name until Elon, on his death bed, tells him it was a joke he came up with high with Joe Rogan.
Cool. Thanks.
As far as motorcycle brand loyalty, I am out of my depth. Is there really that much of a difference in perception?
Dalton always gets overlooked, but he nailed the mentally fucked up Bond before Craig ran away with it.
If it makes you feel better, Fleming probably would have as well.