First of all, thank you for your service.

Except for you, right?

Yeah, it is pretty irresponsible to the kid, but children are just trophies to people like him.

Which underscores the idea that hoarding land to get the most out of it from another’s labor is a socially destructive behavior.

I will never understand how Stacy’s Mom is more well known than that song.

Aren’t they close to electing Mark Kelly? I wouldn’t write them all off yet.

I was in Manhattan watching What Lies Beneath and I was literally the only person in a packed theatre to laugh when James Remar did his strangulation joke.

For the only time ever, I am glad to live in the exurbs. My new favorite activity is taking trash and recycling to the dump. Outside. No human or machine contact expected (don’t have to wipe down my debit card). Anything you touch you leave. And, I’m doing something normal and not having to change any habits to do it.…

It is no small coincidence that Kristen Lee and Bill Brasky are phonetically similar, as they will both be talked about in reverence for all eternity.

Buuuuuuuut...

BECAUSE I’M DRIVING, IT IS MY DAMN CAR, AND I CHOOSE THE RADIO STATION!!!

HEY!!!

Us Xers who covet these are too old to deal with all the crap that goes along with them. Including nostalgia inflation. I want an old Bronco more than any other car, but I cannot justify the price of a toy to leave it sitting in a garage. And my back demands I drive something moderately comfortable as a DD.

If there is not a shortage of sidewalk chalk, might I suggest summoning a demon from Hell and having it ejaculate into your mouth. There is no way anyone could tell the difference, and fun quarantine art project.

I’m a mid-40s white Drew in Maryland. I’ll give it my best.

Or it could have been it was a children’s recorder recital.

I assume she and Holt met him after a game and she quoted his career stats pre-game while Holt had compiled his stats post game already.

Rhetoric is an important tool.

When the 28th frog lets the scorpion hop on their back... ride and die.

They would quit or follow pOTUS.