Hell, they could keep one more wrapped up for the person who HAD to get one today and tell them they just got lucky.

I was going to say xB. I love whipping mine thru Maryland back roads. And I can fit tall people behind me with the seat all the way back.

I’m sure there will be those who cry “But what about 2A huh? Huh?!”

My promise to you is a gun in every home and a bullet in every child!

Do you have the Corona V-eye-rus?

It did star Robin Williams.

I’m still saving my miles for the Marlboro lung replacement.

Dependable is the word I would use.

Millennials and Gen X are the only ones taking this kinda seriously.

The fact these come from Craigslist makes all NPs conditional.

I remember when I could go all night without succumbing to Dick Teague.

Stared for OMSaG!

It was a Weinstien thing.

For buying a car, or breaking quarantine?

Taylor Swift is marrying the reborn Hitler from The Boys From Brazil?

Marie Osmand non-consentually pegged Tito Jackson frequently.

Dude, y’all don’t play Bingo with a free square?

Ghostbusters?!?!

I’m white. I haven’t talked to my blood relatives in three years, and told my ‘Voted for Hillary’ Boomer MIL to “get off my property” days ago because she drove into my driveway, got out of her off lease diesel G Wagon, and was within 3 feet of my daughter who was playing outside and ran to Grandmom before my wife…

The flag is from China. It is made of bats.