Do you have the Corona V-eye-rus?

It did star Robin Williams.

I’m still saving my miles for the Marlboro lung replacement.

Dependable is the word I would use.

Millennials and Gen X are the only ones taking this kinda seriously.

The fact these come from Craigslist makes all NPs conditional.

I remember when I could go all night without succumbing to Dick Teague.

Stared for OMSaG!

It was a Weinstien thing.

For buying a car, or breaking quarantine?

Taylor Swift is marrying the reborn Hitler from The Boys From Brazil?

Marie Osmand non-consentually pegged Tito Jackson frequently.

Dude, y’all don’t play Bingo with a free square?

Ghostbusters?!?!

I’m white. I haven’t talked to my blood relatives in three years, and told my ‘Voted for Hillary’ Boomer MIL to “get off my property” days ago because she drove into my driveway, got out of her off lease diesel G Wagon, and was within 3 feet of my daughter who was playing outside and ran to Grandmom before my wife…

The flag is from China. It is made of bats.

Luckily, rising tides and water levels will flood out most of the burning areas.

As a white dude, I have been pushing for fist bumps over handshales for years.

I will hold my nose and vote for Biden/ Clinton if I have to.

Honestly, Biden is probably blowing up Obama’s phone trying to convince her to be on the ticket. We know exactly what Michelle would do in the White House. And she is well known and well liked internationally.